Thanks, but no thanks, Williams-Sonoma …
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photo by ohdearbarbDear Williams-Sonoma,
Hey, thanks for the e-mail thanking me for my "interest," but I am not, in fact, interested in your Whoopie Pie Pans. At least, not "interested" in the way that would lead me ever to buy one.
My thesaurus points to "concern" as a synonym for "interest," and maybe that's closer, though I suppose my concerns about the Whoopie Pie Pan doesn't really rise to that level. "Horror," too, is a bit strong, as is "revulsion," "disgust," and even "aversion."
"Puzzlement," maybe. "Bemusement," certainly. Basically, I had to look at your catalog's entry for ...